My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. I cross my heart and hope to die. : But, since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. Harry That's... four. Kate McCallister [chuckles]  No. : Store wouldn't take your... [pulls Kevin's credit card out of his pocket]. I'm barely able to look over the counter. : Close. There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas eve. : Santa: Nah, that's all right. : Kevin McCallister Kevin: I'm Kevin McCallister, 681 Lincoln Blvd. And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if you're idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. : : [appears in front seat and takes the last passport]  Buzz McCallister You did something wrong? Kevin McCallister: I'm traveling with my dad. Kevin McCallister Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff: I love you! Peter McCallister A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates. I've got a gun in my pocket. Company Credits They didn't like palm trees, either. NY Ticket Agent Kevin McCallister : : Kate McCallister: Well... Find a nice, fake silver one. I'm sure he was kidding. Kevin: Okay. I had a nice pair of rollerblades. That's kerosene. : Harry: Hold on peabrain. No. Kevin McCallister Donald Trump Aunt Georgette? I know I don't deserve a Christmas, even if I did do a good deed. I've had enough of this vacation. I hate meetings. Anyone seen my sun block? I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. [takes a deep breath]Smell that? He ain't got a plan. Hey. Yes, my love is strong, but that doesn’t blind me to some of the weird and bizarre things that happened during the movie. Kevin McCallister : : : He must be so scared, Peter. : [Harry and Marv, who have escaped from prison, have arrived in New York in a fish truck]. Okay enough of this gooey sh... Show of emotion. But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. : [to himself, in disbelief]  [In a kiss-up tone]  : : Kevin McCallister Kate McCallister Buzz McCallister : : Thanks for the turtle doves. : Kevin McCallister Plaza hotel reservations. ...with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. What's the matter, kid? That's... three. Thanks, Buzz. The rope is soaked in it. I don't care how much people bug me, I'd rather be with someone than alone. Kevin McCallister: She was not. Kevin McCallister Looks like a kid broke your window. You was here. Nevah! I wanna get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible. : Hotel Operator Do you know it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? () (FAMILY GRUMBLING) Where are my golf balls? : Marv: American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. Kate McCallister: Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over. Harry Kate: Me? When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. : : No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. [Johnny fires his gun wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover], Johnny: 3! Kate McCallister: I think that if our son can do it, I can do it. The rope is soaked in it. Uncle Frank McCallister: I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls! : Oh, yes. Kevin McCallister If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice. I hope so. If you don't, I'll send you some money, if I ever get back to Chicago. [presents a pair of boxers]  Waiter : You'll never hear from us again. : : Great. : Kevin McCallister Harry Credit card? Johnny: You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Harry : Yeah, with me getting crapped on. [while Kevin mouths him from the emergency exit] Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! I can have two? : : You don't mumble or spit. [to himself]  Okay, kid. Now why would anyone wanna soak a rope in kerosene? [laughing]  : Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Buzz McCallister : It's a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me. Hotel Operator Harry, are you wearing aftershave? You was here last night too, wasn't ya? Peter McCallister That's not aftershave, that's kerosene. You're all a bunch of jerks. All right. And since he gets away with everything, I'll let him have it. And you was smoochin' with my brother. [grabs them]  He said he didn't come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spied on. The best running joke finds a concierge (Tim Curry) at the swank hotel where Culkin is staying trying and failing to prove that the boy is on his own. I don't think so. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate, anyway? Kevin McCallister But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. Hey! Harry: That's very smart, Marv. Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk Two? : I'm sure he is. I cross my heart and hope to die. I don't care. [Kevin cuts the pipe loose, which he sees is about to land on them]  : He didn't mean what he said, he was just sucking up to you. : Directed by Chris Columbus. [the other McCallisters shout approval; everybody scrambles to pack]. Come on. : Well to show our appreciation for youtr generosity, I'm gonna let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you. I hate meetings. Peter McCallister Yes. I won't forget to remember you. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? Buzz apologized to you. Whatever that means. Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. Kevin McCallister Kevin McCallister I'm going home. : Hey, hey! Duncan: Good. Bird Lady Again, the little guy meets up with colorful peop… more » More Home Alone 2: Lost in New York quotes » : Beat that, you little trout sniffer. You got the right to remain silent, you know. I'm traveling with my dad. [staring at the Rockefeller Center tree]  I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! Good deeds count extra tonight. Mom, I'm sorry. [plays back]  This ain't his house. : Maybe you'll get it again this year. : Kevin McCallister : I'm not sorry. He was? That's two. I just need to tell her I'm sorry. : : I'll never want another thing as long as I live if I can just see my mother. Bird Lady I don’t care, I’m getting toasted. Excuse me, sir? Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. Gus Polinski, the "Polka King of the Midwest," is aminor character from Home Alone in 1990. I need to get to Rockefeller Center. Kevin McCallister : … Kevin McCallister The latter sequence is even worse than the first film in terms of violence inflicted on the two villains (director Chris Columbus, who also made the first film, can't seem to emphasize the slapstick over the graphic effects of the fight). Kevin McCallister Your Dad's paying good money for it. He did it! Okaaay, Kevin! Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest: You see that tree there? : Everything I put out for you? A reservation for yourself? Where's everybody else? Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest You wanted a tip. Come on, let's get him. : [she punches Harry, too]  [takes a deep breath] Smell that? He's out of 'em. Marv: Yeah but what can he do? Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. No. : Kevin McCallister Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Kevin McCallister : I'm not sorry. The rope is soaked in it! : Kevin McCallister : If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. Why do we have to go to Florida? : : [on TV]  I don't wanna be down there anyway. : Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room to make sure everything was in order. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge Immature, but it was still pretty Goddarn hilarious. And you know what? : There's two guys after me. If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. I'm not driving. : Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Kate McCallister [Holds up his fingers]  Inspector: [hands Duncan the note] I found this note. Kids are helpless. : That's boring. Could I just see my mother? Oops. : Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest: Oh yes. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Johnny: All right, I believe you ... Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. I'd like you to give him a message. : : 11, 12, 13... Where's Kevin? Sonny. : Marv: Yeah but this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. I'm not sorry. : Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here. I never wore them outside. He plays back Angels with Even Filthier Souls on the VHS], Johnny: Hold it right there! [Harry and Marv chase Kevin back to his uncle's apartment under renovation]. Nothing would make me happier than to kill you. Uncle Frank McCallister: Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. Kevin McCallister Even if it's just once and only for a couple minutes. Harry: But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. : : Home Alone This gem: This bit is a great example of how the simplest lines can sometimes be among the funniest: In the beginning, Harry (posing as a cop) is trying to talk to Kevin's parents. You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. Credit card? [the entire family applauds]  [pretending to get hit]  [to himself]  Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York. : If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. [trying to be suave again]  [sniffing]  [Then Kevin picks up a brick and tosses it down, hitting Marv and he collapses to the ground]. Kevin McCallister Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. : Harry: I hate throwing a job knowing that little creep is on the loose. Kevin McCallister : There's no Christmas trees in Florida. That broke my heart. Harry: May I do the thinking please? They are. [at the Plaza Hotel, Mrs. Stone puts the credit card into payment]. Kevin McCallister How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? --Tom Keogh, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Screenplay », https://www.quotes.net/movies/home_alone_2:_lost_in_new_york_quotes_5315. [leaves the truck], [the family passes Kevin's bag around from Peter all the way to Fuller]. Kevin McCallister : Harry Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest Concierge : Merry Christmas. : : Kate McCallister I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Then you can sit up her for the rest of the night. Uncle Frank McCallister Harry This somewhat unpleasant 1992 sequel to the blockbuster Home Alone revisits the first film's gimmick by stranding Macaulay Culkin's character in New York City while his family ends up somewhere else. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. Kate McCallister Right in the schnozz! Hello! Fine. [notices two elderly people he's about to hand the bag over, so he passes the bag around to the others] Kevin's not here. Grown men come into the park and never leave alive. You know, Kevin, the last time we all tried to take a trip, we had a problem that started just like this. Let's see what the police have to say about this. [he does the same thing, with Kevin throwing another paint can]. What’s the point of going to Florida if you use sun block? And since he gets away with everything, I'll let him have it. 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